B&BW Childproof Wet Wipes

For you, D.

Yesterday as I was leaving work, I was walking to my car, and a jogger woman brushed by me, and wet my left hand with sweat. Yuck! So I walked back to the car, thinking the entire time I HOPE I HAVE WET WIPES IN THE CAR! I get to the car, and I do! Hooray! So I pull it out with one hand, and I pull too hard, and three come out, so I wipe my left hand thoroughly while starting the engine and taking out $8 for parking, driving out of the parking space slowly. While driving, I push all the rest of the wet wipes back in the container w/the index finger of my right hand while driving up to the booth to pay. My finger gets STUCK in the Bath and Body Works container and it REALLY HURTS. I try to pull it out, it doesn't come out! By now, I’ve reached the booth, and have to pay. So my finger is stuck in the little container, I pay the woman with my other hand, try to drive out, still trying to pull out my finger, it's REALLY STUCK and it really hurts! I have to keep driving because now someone is behind me. I figure I’ll reach the traffic light and I’ll pull it out. Just as I reach the light, it turns green. I drive to the next light, IT turns green. Green lights all the way to the freeway. After like 5 minutes of thinking...is this container going to b filled with blood, am I going to have to live my life with this thing stuck to my hand, I finally get it off. It hurts the rest of the night. I tell the story at dinner to Wendy and Cara. EVERYBODY says I DID THAT TOO!! Cara informs me that Bath and Body Works has CHANGED the container since that one to one that breaks into two pieces and pulls apart so your finger doesn’t get trapped. I wonder how many people had done that before they changed the design. It was like those traps that they catch varmints with.